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It settles into your rotation alongside work shirts and favorite layers, adding a touch of playful grit to the everyday.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL and in 58 color options with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa 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